LIVE!!! 
 ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!

 THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

10 September 2008, Midnight to 9AM Pacific Time (or 9AM-6PM Central European Time)!

Event Postponed to May 2009!  Stand by for details!

NINE FULL HOURS OF DREADED AND TERRIFYING PLANETARY APOCALYPSE!!

Global devastation, followed by mass hysteria, rioting and a calm observance of the effects of particle-enhanced Cherenkov radiation-induced atmospheric color variations, all in a worldwide holocaust that culminates in a self-devouring nodal quantum anomaly which will give glorious and spectacular birth to a brand new black hole in the Universe...
RIGHT IN THE COMFORT OF OUR OWN BACKYARDS!!!

SEE THE MOON SUCKED OUT OF ITS VERY OWN ORBIT!!! 
AMAZING BUT TRUE, AND RIGHT BEFORE YOUR BLEEDING EYES***!!!

You CANNOT afford to miss this once in a lifetime extravaganza
of theroretical physics come to real life!!!

Free Admission!!!  EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!

A celestial lightshow for the kids provided by an overexcited Aurora Borealis
(or by their partners, the Aurora Australis for our friends Down Under)!!!

 Don't miss it!!!  


***Disclaimer:  Your survival not guaranteed.  Your ability to witness these events is limited to your ability to withstand hard gamma and other radiation deadly to carbon-based life forms and their children.  You must provide your own clean underwear and cleaning supplies.  Food and drink will be limited to available stock at hand.  A Phil Spector Production.